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Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

Every Good Band In The World Was A Cover Band First. The Beatles Were And The Stones Were. Everybody Was A Cover Band.

From The Moment I Leave My House Or My Hotel Room, The Public Owns Me. The Public Made Alice Cooper And I Can't Imagine Ever Turning My Back On My Fans.

Drinking Beer Is Easy. Trashing Your Hotel Room Is Easy. But Being A Christian, That's A Tough Call. That's Rebellion.

I'm Hidden In The Scream When The Virgin Dies, I'm The Ache In The Belly When Your Baby Cries, And I'm The Burning Sensation When The Convict Fries.