We Cough Because We Can't Help It,

Mumps, Measles, And Puppy Love Are Terrible After Twenty.

The Neurotic Is Always Half-drowning In Anxiety, And Always Being Half-rescued.

For The Happiest Life, Days Should Be Rigorously Planned, Nights Left Open To Chance.

A First-rate Marriage Is Like A First-rate Hotel: Expensive, But Worth It.

The Marriage Of Convenience Has This To Recommend It: We Are Better Judges Of Convenience Than We Are Of Love.