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A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.

Some Folks Seem To Have Descended From The Chimpanzee Much Later Than Others.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.