I Don't Do Impressions.

When You Enter A Room, You Have To Kiss His Ring. I Don't Mind, But He Has It In His Back Pocket.

I Knew Most Of The People There Who Ran The Places, A Lot Of Wiseguys. They're All Gone Now. All Good People.

I Always Enjoy Being Full Of Fun, But I Have My Serious Moments. Some Women Go For The Studious Kind Of Guy, I Certainly Was Not That. If A Girl Is Looking For Somebody Different And Maybe A Little More Exciting For Themselves - Someone More On The Fun Side, I Would Suggest That They Look For A Type Like Don Rickles.

It Takes Many Years To Be A Great Comedian.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.