I Don't Do Impressions.

I Always Rib People, But Nobody Ever Gives Me A Hard Time. I Don't Know Why. Maybe They're Afraid Of What I Might Say. There's Probably A Lesson In That Somewhere, But I Don't Know What It Is.

I'm Always Watching Films. The Academy Pretty Much Sends Me Every Film That's Ever Been Done. I Enjoy Watching Them, Especially With The People I Know.

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.

My Whole Act Is Off The Top Of My Head.

Yeah, I Make Fun Of Blacks, And Why Not? I'm Not A Black.