I Don't Do Impressions.

You've Got To Be Able To Sell Yourself.

When You Do See Me, You'll Get The Idea From When You See Me That It's All Off The Top Of My Head. A Lot Of It Is A Beginning, Middle And The End. But It's Different Every Night. I Have A Lot Of Jokes In My Back Pocket I've Said Over The Years.

Women Were Afraid Of Me, They Were Scared To Death. But I Always Say Be Yourself, If You're Funny Then Let Your Sense Of Humor Go There. I Mean There's No Sense Hiding What You Feel.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.

Who Picks Your Clothes - Stevie Wonder?