We Don't Live In A Democracy; We

I'm Doing Stuff On Kaballah And Scientology And A Little Bit More Racial Stuff, For Good Measure.

Some People Say My Humor Focuses Too Much On Stereotypes. It Doesn't. It Focuses On Facts.

Sometimes Loving Each Other Isn't Enough. You Have To Be Responsible For Your Own Happiness. You Can't Stay In A Relationship Because You're Afraid Of The Unknown.

People Are Always Introducing Me As Sarah Silverman, Jewish Comedienne. I Hate That! I Wish People Would See Me For Who I Really Am — I'm White!

Anything Television Trivia I'm Good At. But When You're On Your Couch, You're Really Good At It, But When You're Standing There, It's Probably Scary.