We Don't Seem To Be Able To

Government Investigations Have Always Contributed More To Our Amusement Than They Have To Our Knowledge.

If You Make Any Money, The Government Shoves You In The Creek Once A Year With It In Your Pockets, And All That Don't Get Wet You Can Keep.

The Lord So Constituted Everybody That No Matter What Color You Are You Require The Same Amount Of Nourishment.

I Bet You, If I Had Met Trotsky, And Had Had A Chat With Him, I Would Have Found Him A Very Interesting And Human Fellow, For I Have Never Yet Met A Man I Didn't Like.

The Trouble With Democrats Is That They All Want To Run For President