We Fed 'em Xmas And New Years;

Say, This New Home Building Idea Of President Hoover's Sounds Good. They Are Working Out A Lot Of Beneficial Things. The Only Thing Is It Took 'em So Long To Think Of Any Of 'em. We Ought To Have Plans In Case Of Depression, Just Like We Do In Case Of Fire, 'walk, Don't Run, To The Nearest Exit.'

Now If There Is One Thing That We Do Worse Than Any Other Nation, It Is Try And Manage Somebody Else's Affairs.

The Only Thing That Can Stop Hair From Falling ... Is The Floor.

Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's Happening To Somebody Else.

It Costs Ten Times More To Govern Us Than It Used To, And We Are Not Governed One-tenth As Good.