We Fed 'em Xmas And New Years;

An Economist Is A Man That Can Tell You...what Can Happen Under Any Given Condition, And His Guess Is Liable To Be As Good As Anybody Else's Too.

Be A Politician; No Training Necessary.

You Shouldn't Say Anything Mean About People Who Can't Read. You Should Write It Instead.

Farmers Spend More Time At Conventions Than They Do Plowing.

A Lot Of Guys Have Had A Lot Of Fun Joking About Henry Ford Because He Admitted One Time That He Didn't Know History. He Don't Know It, But History Will Know Him. He Has Made More History Than His Critics Ever Read.