We Fed 'em Xmas And New Years;

We Have The Best Congress That Money Can Buy.

Successful Colleges Will Start Laying Plans For A New Stadium; Unsuccessful Ones Will Start Hunting A New Coach

Farmers Have More Associations, And Bureaus, And Clubs, Than They Have Pitchforks.

A Fanatic Is Always The Fellow That Is On The Opposite Side.

I Am A Great Believer In High-priced People. If A Thing Cost A Lot It May Not Be Any Better, But It Adds A Certain Amount Of Class That The Cheap Thing Can Never Approach; In The Long Run It's The Higher-priced Things That Are The Cheapest.