We Got No Wealthy Black People. We

Only Black People In The Whole Neighborhood, So Let's Break It Down: Me, I'm A Decent Comedian, I'm A'ight. Mary J. Blige, One Of The Greatest R&b Singers To Ever Walk The Earth. Jay-z, One Of The Greatest Rappers To Ever Live. Eddie Murphy, One Of The Funniest Actors To Ever, Ever Do It. Do You Know What The White Man That Lives Next Door To Me Does For A Living? He's A F*****g Dentist.

I Live Way Below My Means.

Not A Harvard-type Education, Just A Not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type Education.

You Cannot Win In A Fight Against Women, Cause Men Have A Need To Make Sense

By The Time I Was 7 Or 8, I Wanted To Be A Comedy Writer.