We Had A Good Team On Paper.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.

Walk On Water? I Know Most People Out There Will Be Saying That Instead Of Walking On It, I Should Have Taken More Of It With My Drinks. They Are Absolutely Right.

If A Player Is Not Interfering With Play Then He Shouldn't Be On The Pitch.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.