We Have Enough People Who Tell It

Illegal Aliens Have Always Been A Problem In The United States. Ask Any Indian.

If You Can Laugh Together, You Can Work Together.

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!

Wall Street Is Where Prophets Tell Us What Will Happen And Profits Tell Us What Did Happen.

They Say Kids Today Don't Know The Value Of A Dollar. They Certainly Do Know The Value Of A Dollar. That's Why They Ask For Five.