We Have Fossils... We Win!

I Watch Some Cnn And A Lot Of Fox, Because It Helps Me Get Irritated.

I'm Constantly In Fear Of Having A Stroke.

What You Don't Do, If You're An Adult, Is Decide That You're Going To Budget Things Through A Sequester. What Does That Word Have To Do With Budgeting? It's Like If You Have A Family Budget And Go, 'we Really Don't Know What To Take Out Economically From The Budget, So We're Going To Whack Out Protein For This Week.'

Most Of The Longer-term Relationships I've Known Have Been Gay Relationships. They Seem To Be Able To Hang Out Longer.

Valentine's Day: The Holiday That Reminds You That If You Don't Have A Special Someone, You're Alone.