We Hould Totally Make Out Right Now

I Think The Biggest Reason That Actors Are Complete A-holes As Soon As They Become Famous Is Because They Forget That This A Job. They Think That It's About Them, And It's Not.

I Was Going To Come In And Push You Down The Stairs.

Why Can't I Say Anything Normal?

I Promise You, Anybody Given The Choice Of That Kind Of Money Or Having To Make A Phone Call To Tell Your Dad That Something Like That Has Happened, It’s Not Worth It.

If I Were Just Your Average 23-year-old Girl, And I Called The Police To Say That There Were Strange Men Sleeping On My Lawn And Following Me To Starbucks, They Would Leap Into Action. But Because I Am A Famous Person, Well, Sorry, Ma'am, There's Nothing We Can Do. It Makes No Sense.