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I Remember My First Standup Act When I Was Seventeen; I Did A Really Lame Song About Being Flat Chested. I Was Doing It In New York, And I Remember Kevin Brennan, The Guy I Lost My Virginity To, Was Like "that Song Doesn't Make Sense, You Have Tits."

I Am Jewish And Proud Of This Culturally And Ethnically - The Ways In Which I Was Born This Way And Am Happy With Whom I Am.

If I Have To Write By A Certain Time, I Can Pull Through, But Usually I Just Let Stuff Happen, Hanging Out With Comic Friends - Or Bringing A Basic Idea On Stage And Seeing If It Goes Anywhere.

I Can't Wait Till Sunday, I'm Gonna See My Favorite Niece And My Other Niece.

I Happen To Think That There Are Already Tons Of Perfectly Good Babies Out There Already Born.