We Love The Lord, Of Course, But

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.

You Can't Do Anything Unless You Do It Yourself. And Usually You Can't Do It Yourself Very Well.

Some Men Storm Imaginary Alps All Their Lives, And Die In The Foothills Cursing Difficulties Which Do Not Exist.

A Man Has A Right To Think Lots Of Things He Has No Right To Say.

The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.