We May Achieve Climate, But Weather Is

Beauty Is Nature In Perfection; Circularity Is Its Chief Attribute. Behold The Full Moon, The Enchanting Golf Ball, The Domes Of Splendid Temples, The Huckleberry Pie, The Wedding Ring, The Circus Ring, The Ring For The Waiter, And The "round" Of Drinks.

A Straw Vote Only Shows Which Way The Hot Air Blows.

If You Can't Write A Story That Pleases Yourself, You Will Never Please The Public. But In Writing The Story Forget The Public.

Be Always Decent And Right In Your Home Town; And When You're On The Road, Never Take More Than Four Glasses Of Beer A Day Or Play Higher Than A Twenty-five-cent Limit.

The Most Notable Thing About Time Is That It Is So Purely Relative. A Large Amount Of Reminiscence Is, By Common Consent, Conceded To The Drowning Man; And It Is Not Past Belief That One May Review An Entire Courtship While Removing One's Gloves.