We Need Independents, We Need The Gop,

Before I Became Governor Of The Great State Of Alaska, I Was Mayor Of My Hometown. And Since Our Opponents In This Presidential Election Seem To Look Down On That Experience, Let Me Explain To Them What The Job Involves. I Guess A Small-town Mayor Is Sort Of Like A 'community Organizer,' Except That You Have Actual Responsibilities.

The Only Future Barack Obama Is Trying To Win Is His Own Re-election.

Obama's Capitalism Is A Capitalism Of Connections.

Thanksgiving Is For Real Americans Not Indians. We Founded This Christian Nation. Why If It Wasn’t For The God-fearing Pilgrims, The Natives Would Still Be Running Around In Loin Cloths Shooting At Things With Their Arrows.

There Will Be That Zip-a-dee-doo-dah After The Nominee Is Chosen. I Guarantee There Will Be That Enthusiasm. But To Be Brutally Honest, With All Due Respect To Governor Romney, Who Is Obviously The Frontrunner... Hes Not Garnering A Lot Of That Enthusiasm Right Now.