We're All Bozos On The Bus, So

Good Morning! What We Have In Mind Is Breakfast In Bed For Four Hundred Thousand.

I Became A Clown When These Docs Came To The House In Berkeley And Asked Me To Come Cheer Up Kids. I'd Just Had My Third Spinal Fusion And I Was Looking For Something To Take My Mind Off The Pain I Was In.

We Can Make A Difference And Have Fun Doing It

There Are No Mistakes And It's Never Boring On The Edge Of Imagination, Which Is Only Pure Spirit Having A Bit Of Fun.

A Clown I Knew Who Was Retiring From Ringling Brothers Gave Me His Giant Shoes, And Somebody Else Made Me A Clown Suit.