We're All Ignorant, Just About Different Stuff.

If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison.

Americans Are Getting Like A Ford Car, They All Have The Same Exact Parts, The Same Upholstering And Make Exactly The Same Noises.

There's The One Thing No Nation Can Ever Accuse Us Of And That Is Secret Diplomacy. Our Foreign Are An Open Book, Generally A Check Book.

I Remember When Being Liberal Meant Being Generous With Your Own Money.