We're All Ignorant, Just About Different Stuff.

Just Read The Farm Relief Bill. It's Just A Political Version Of Einstein's Last Theory. If A Farmer Could Understand It, He Certainly Would Know More Than To Farm. He Would Be A Professor At Harvard.

It's Great To Be Great, But Its Greater To Be Human.

The Stock Market Has Spoiled More Appetites Than Bad Cooking.

When You Have Helped To Raise The Standard Of Cooking, You Have Helped To Raise The Only Thing In The World That Really Matters. We Only Have One Or Two Wars In A Lifetime, But We Have Three Meals A Day -- There's Nothing In The World That We Do As Much As We Do Eating.

You Can't Legislate Intelligence And Common Sense Into People.