We're Goin Bowling. If We Don't Come

Now What Is A Wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary Describes A Wedding As The Process Of Removing Weeds From One's Garden.

Porkchops And Bacon, My Two Favorite Animals.

Do I Know What Rhetorical Means?

I'm A White Male, Age 18 To 49. Everyone Listens To Me, No Matter How Dumb My Suggestions Are.

Hunger Is Insolent, And Will Be Fed.