We're In A Psuedoscientific Technobabble.

The Government Was To Raise The Duty On Cheese To 83 Percent, An Unpopular Move That Would Doubtless Have The More Militant Citizens Picketing Cheese Shops.

If Only Life Were That Simple; If One Could Jump To The Good Parts And Flick Through The Bad.

I Work Very Much On The Principle That Anything Created By Mankind Has Mischief And Error Hardwired Into Its Inception.

Cats Aren't Really Friendly, They're Just Cozying Up To The Dominant Life-form As A Hedge Against Extinction.

Journeys Up The Metaphoric River Are Hugely Enjoyable And Highly Recommended. Since Every Genre Is Nourished By Its Heady Waters, A Paddle Steamer Can Take Even The Most Walk-shy Tourists To Their Chosen Destination. As A Bonus, There Is Traditionally At Least One Murder On Board Each Trip--a "consideration" To The Head Steward Will Ensure That It Is Not You.