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People Say To Me, Would You Like To Swap Your Life With Me For 24 Hours? Your Life Must Be Very Strange. But Of Course I Have Not Experienced Any Other Life. It's Not Strange To Me.

In The U.k., We Have The Best Geography Teachers In The World!

I've Always Been Told I Was Extremely Well-behaved As A Kid.

The Queen's Intelligence Network Is A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Anyone's In This Palace. Bar None. She Knows Everything. I Don't Know How She Does It. And She Sees Everything.

Today Is Reality. Yesterday Is History.