We're The Best Team In Baseball, But

I Only Had A High School Education And Believe Me, I Had To Cheat To Get That.

Explaining Why He Was Forced To Cut A Utility Player: You Just Got Caught In A Position Where You Have No Position.

He's (jose Canseco) Built Like A Greek Goddess.

Am I A Great Manager? Huh. I Was Blessed To Have A Front Office That Found Great Talent, And Then I Was Smart Enough To Stay The Hell Out Of Their Way.

It's A Terrible Thing To Have To Tell Your Fans, Who Have Waited Like Detroit's Have, That Their Team Won't Win It This Year. But It's Better Than Lying To Them.