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The Coolest Thing, And I Have It At Home, Is A Huge Hulk Hogan, Normal-sized Pinball Machine. When People Come Over They Play It For Hours. When You Hit The Bumpers And The Bells Ring It Goes, 'oh Yeah!' The Whole Time You're Playing This Machine It's Yelling And Screaming At You, 'what You Gonna Do, Brother?!' I Think That's The Coolest.

People Are Really Nice In The World. The Majority Of Every Single Person I Meet Is Really Nice. Some People Get Excited, And Some People Freak Out When They Accidentally Run Into Me, But Across The Board Most People Are Really Nice, So I Just Like To Treat People How They Treat Me.

I Promised Each And Every Hulkamaniac When I Went To That Great Battlefield In The Sky I Would Bring The Wwf Title With Me.

I'm Real Critical Of Myself And If I Take The Bandana Off My Head I'm Completely Bald Headed And Go From Being 58 To Looking 68 Instantly.

I'd Like To Be The John Wayne Of The '90s. Not In Terms Of Being The Macho Guy, But As A Solid Male Leading Character. Making An Action-adventure Comedy That Kids Can See With Their Families Is A Natural Extension Of What I Did In Wrestling.