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The Brooklyn Dodgers Had A No Hitter Last Night.

Those Who Cultivate Moral Confusion For Profit Should Understand This: We Will Name Their Names And Shame Them As They Deserve To Be Shamed.

The White House Is Not Being Very Clever In How It Takes On Our Plan, .. In Fact The White House Is Being Sloppy. They Are Taking Everything Bob Dole Has Ever Said We Ought To Do Regarding Taxes And Adding All Of Those Things Up And Saying It Will Cost $800 Billion.

Something Is Wrong With America. I Wonder Sometimes What People Are Thinking About Or If They're Thinking At All.

Sure, Losing An Election Hurts, But I've Experienced Worse. And At An Age When Every Day Is Precious, Brooding Over What Might Have Been Is Self-defeating. In Conceding The 1996 Election, I Remarked That "tomorrow Will Be The First Time In My Life I Don't Have Anything To Do." I Was Wrong. Seventy-two Hours After Conceding The Election, I Was Swapping Wisecracks With David Letterman On His Late-night Show.