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Money Is A Necessity; So Is Dirt.

A Coxcomb Is Four-fifths Affectation And One-fifth Vanity.

When A Man Is Wrong And Won't Admit Is, He Always Gets Angry.

If It Were Not For A Goodly Supply Of Rumors, Half True And Half False, What Would The Gossips Do?

[grateful] Cheerfulness Is Health; Its Opposite, [ungrateful] Melancholy, Is Disease.