We Still Have To Put Some Cherry

I Will Be In Orlando During The Atheist Convention To Do My Best To Counter The Assaults Upon Christ Of The Atheists. I Also Plan On Running A Large Newspaper Ad In The Orlando Sentinel Addressed To The Atheists And Warning The Orlando Area Of The Atheists' Vile Plans For Their Children.

Golf Was My First Glimpse Of Comedy. I Was A Caddy When I Was A Kid. I Was On The Golf Course Rather Than Being In Lessons, But I Can Play Better Now Than I Could Then.

When I Feel Like I'm Stuck, I Do Something - Not Like I'm Mother Teresa Or Anything, But There's Someone That's Forgotten About In Your Life, All The Time. Someone That Could Use An 'attaboy' Or A 'how You Doin' Out There.

It's Hard To Be An Artist. It's Hard To Be Anything. It's Hard To Be.

We Still Have To Put Some Cherry Syrup On It, And Then We Can Eat It