We Want A Few Mad People Now.

The English Have No Respect For Their Language, And Will Not Teach Their Children To Speak It.

Modern Poverty Is Not The Poverty That Was Blest In The Sermon On The Mount.

Whenever An Obviously Well Founded Statement Is Made In England By A Person Specially Well Acquainted With The Facts, That Unlucky Person Is Instantly And Frantically Contradicted By All The People Who Obviously Know Nothing About It.

I Wish People Would Stop Talking About My Birthday.

As To Spelling The Very Frequent Word Though With Six Letters Instead Of Two, It Is Impossible To Discuss It, As It Is Outside The Range Of Common Sanity. In Comparison Such A Monstrosity As Phlegm For Flem Is Merely Disgusting.