We Women Take Love Too Seriously. Men

That One Woman Is Capable Of Loving Another Is An Historical Truth; But Never Yet Lived One Who Could Not Listen To Her Own Praises At The Expense Of Her Adored Friend.

There Never Was A Woman Who Did Not Prefer An Oblique Compliment To A Straight Truth - If The Latter Were Unflattering.

Matrimonially Speaking, A Bridle For The Tongue Is Better Than A Rein For The Heart.

The Green-eyed Monster Causes Much Woe, But The Absence Of This Ugly Serpent Argues The Presence Of A Corpse Whose Name Is Eros.

An Epigram Is A Flashlight Of A Truth; A Witticism, Truth Laughing At Itself.