Welcome Back, My Cheeky Wee Monkeys.

If You Know Anything About Me - And, If You Do, I'm Sorry That Your Life Turned Out Like That.

I Can't Wait To See The Debate Between Ryan And Joe Biden. Biden Is Said To Be Already Trying Out Different Strategies. So Far The One That Obama Likes Is Where Biden Pretends To Have Food Poisoning And They Cancel The Debate.

Fat Is Where Comedy Is Stored.

It's A Book. It's Mine. And It's Done.

Congratulations To The Nba Champion Boston Celtics - They Beat The Los Angeles Lakers By 39 Points. Or As Hillary Clinton Would Say, "too Close To Call.