Welcome To Suckersville, Man.

I Always Say That 'futurama' Is Real, And 'the Simpsons' Is Fiction.

Think Beer; Drink Beer.

The Thing That Makes Me Happiest About Simpsons Illustrated Are All The Drawings That We Get From Readers. I Wish We Could Print Them All. They're Really Imaginative. They Show A Lot Of Hard Work.

Donuts. Is There Anything They Can't Do?

How Can I Be Expected To Love Someone Who Tries Such Crude Manipulations As Bringing Me Breakfast In Bed?