Well, All I Can Say Is That

I Always Laugh When People Ask Me About Rebounding Techniques. I've Got A Technique. It's Called Just Go Get The Damn Ball.

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

You Know What's Amazing To Me? America. There Have Been So Many People Who Have Stepped Up, And I'm Just Proud To Be An American. Yeah, There Were Some Mistakes Made, But I Don't Play The Blame Game. Let's Move Forward And Rebuild New Orleans.

I Can Be Bought. If They Paid Me Enough, I'd Work For The Klan.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.