Well, I Like To Write Poetry. I'm

I Am Not On Tumblr. I Can Barely Spell Tumblr. However, There Does Seem To Be Someone On Tumblr (who Copied My Reddit User Name) Who Is Apparently Trying To Impersonate Me. I Like The Idea That People Are Pretending To Be Me. I Spend Most Of My Time Pretending Not To Be Me.

Dressage Is When You Put A Dress On Your Horse. It's Like Putting On Drag, But For Horses.

I Also Have Two Children Under Three Who Keep Me Up All Night And Don't Seem To Understand The Benefits Of Sitting In Silence, Which Has Presented An Interesting Challenge.

I Paid My Way Through College As A Carpenter And A Woodworker. So I've Built The House I Live In And Most Of The Furniture That's In It, And I Do A Lot Of Woodworking Still.

I'm Just Trying To Remember What Self-respect Feels Like. It's A Fading Memory.