Well, I Think That There's A Value

During The Reagan Administration, Bob Dole Was Present At A Ceremony That Included Each Living Ex-president. Looking At A Tableau Of Ford, Carter And Nixon, Dole Said, 'there They Are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil And Evil.'

Net Neutrality Isn't A Government Takeover Of The Internet, As Many Of My Republican Colleagues Have Alleged.

I Think The Government Has A Role In Protecting The Fundamental Rights Of Its Citizens.

Today I Will Masterbate! Okay, That Was A Mistake. I Should Have Written "today I Will Masterbate--if I Want To!

At 'snl,' I Wrote Political Stuff, But I Never Felt The Show Should Have An Axe To Grind. But When I Left In '95, I Could Let My Own Beliefs Out.