Well, If I Don't Get At Least

I've Always Believed That Thoughtful People Don't Really Take The Tabloids Seriously. They're Basically A Form Of Entertainment. I Enjoy Them As Much As The Next New Yorker.

Manute Bol Is So Skinny They Save Money On Road Trips. They Just Fax Him From City To City.

Life Is A Tragedy Filled With Suffering And Despair And Yet Some People Do Manage To Avoid Jury Duty.

I Once Stole A Pornographic Book That Was Printed In Braille. I Used To Rub The Dirty Parts.

My Experience Creatively Is Different Than My Experience In Life, For, As My Father Would Say, The Simple Reason That You Can't Get Hurt When Everything Goes Wrong Creatively.