Well, If You Don't Have A Flag,

If You're Trying To Get A Bit Of Attention, You Can Smash Up Your Hotel Room Or Spend All Your Time Going To Openings Or Doing The Gossip Column Thing. I Just Decided To Do Gigs In French, German, Spanish, And In America.

I Remember When I Was Being Told About Watergate, And I Thought, "oh, America Is Not What I Think America Is." But America Is What I Think It Is. It's Just That It's Two Bits Of It, And I Don't Go With The Republican Bit Of It. I Go More With The Democratic Bit.

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.

If You Can Be Your Own Force Of Nature And Have A Positive Heart, Then You Can Actually Do Something Good In The World.

Religion And Philosophy, Philosophy And Religion - They're Two Words Which Are Both ... Different. In Spelling.