Well, If You Don't Have A Flag,

I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I Can Run About In Heels And Not Fall Over.

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women. In A Plastic Cup.

America Is The New Roman Empire. Remember What Happened To Rome.

All Humans Can Do More Than They Think They Can Do. So I Think We Can All Actually Be More Superhuman Than We Think We Can.

Before Birds Get Sucked Into Jet Engines, Do They Ever Think, Is That Rod Stewart In First Class?