Well, Label Me Very Impressed And Ship

It's Not Just Children Who Need Heroes.

When People Say A Knight's Job Is All Glory, I Laugh, And Laugh, And Laugh.

Thus Went My First Court Day. I Think I'm Going To Puke.

Most Important Of All, There Is No Right Or Wrong Way To Write - There's Only What Works For You. I Was Taught To Write Every Day, But I Know A Writer (a Bestseller At That!) Who Only Writes On Weekends.

Sweetheart, Never Listen To What My Enemies Say. They're Very Confused People. I Know They Are Because I've Spent Years Making Them That Way.