Well, Whatever I Am, I Am The

What Good Am I? I Can't Have Kids. I Can't Cook. I've Been Divorced Three Times. Who Would Want Me?

When It Gets Hot Like This, You Know What I Do? I Keep My Undies In The Ice Box.

Nothing Happens Without A Reason.

Happy Birthday, Mr Presidenttttt

Hollywood Is A Place Where They'll Pay You A Thousand Dollars For A Kiss And Fifty Cents For Your Soul.