Were There No Fools, There Would Be

As Evacuation Eases The Body, So Occasional Ejectment Of Passion Seems To Appease The Agonies Of The Soul, And Dispose To Tranquility The Agitations Of The Heart.

I Want You To Buy This Pit Bull. This Will Protect Your Valuables.' I Don't Own Anything Very Valuable. If I Buy The Pit Bull, That Would Be The Most Valuable Thing I Own. I'd Have To Buy Something To Protect It Then.

Violent People Usually Express Their Love Of A Thing By Their Hatred Of Its Opposite.

I've Always Been Very Averse To Innuendo, Especially Sexual. I Find It Cowardly Or Something.

All My Life's About Is Cracking Up People And Them Cracking Me Up And Trying Not To Think About Dying. That Doesn't Cost Very Much Money.