What A Dog I Got, His Favorite

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

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If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

People Ask If I Can Get It Up In The Morning. I Tell Them Are You Kidding I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.