What A Dog I Got, His Favorite

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.