What A Man Notices First About A

A Country Without Bordellos Is Like A House Without Bathrooms.

Gentleman. A Man Who Buys Two Of The Same Morning Paper From The Doorman Of His Favorite Nightclub When He Leaves With His Girl.

Love Affairs Are The Real Only Education In Life.

A Man Would Prefer To Come Home To An Unmade Bed And A Happy Woman Than To A Neatly Made Bed And An Angry Woman.

A King, Realizing His Incompetence, Can Either Delegate Or Abdicate His Duties. A Father Can Do Neither. If Only Sons Could See The Paradox, They Would Understand The Dilemma.