What A Relief. I Didn't Have To

I Had Lunch The Other Day With My Niece, Emma, And She Said, 'you're So Smart, Aunt Julia.' And I Wanted To Say, 'i'm Not Smart - I'm 41! You're 17!'

I'm Tall And Smart. If You're Aggressive And Energetic It Can Be Intimidating For People Who Aren't Very Smart Themselves.

I Think I've Always Sort Of Been On The More Boyish Spectrum Of Girls. For Example, I've Never Been Chosen As 'one Of The Top-five Hottest Actresses In A Bikini.' And Honestly, It's A Godsend. When I Was Younger, I'd Think, 'oh, I'm The Prettiest One. It's Not Halle Berry. It's Not!' But It Is, You Know?

The Man's [bush] Embarrassing. He's Not My President And He Never Will Be Either.

How Lucky We Are That We Love Each Other So Much That We Burst Into Three Pieces.