What A Scandal, If I Die. Yeah,

I've Been Going To Russia Since 1979. I've Been Going Quite Frequently, And I've Always Had A Wonderful Rapport With The Russian Audiences And With The Russian People.

I've Had My Fills Of Cocaine And Pills.

I Lived My Teenage Years In My 20s When I Sort Of Left Home And Became Elton John Success, Then It Became Elton John Excess... Everything I Couldn't Do When I Was Younger I Did 10 Times Over. I Was Having The Time Of My Life. I Was Becoming The Person That I Wanted To Be.

When Little Richard Used To Stand Up And Play It Was Just Fabulous, And Liberace Had The Candlesticks And The Rings And The Gift Of The Gab. The Piano's Is The Most Ungainly Rock' N' Roll Instrument Of All Time But Those Two People Transcended It, As Did Jerry Lee Lewis.

Well, I've Had My Fair Share In Britain Of Battling The Tabloids.