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As Far As Your Personal Goals Are And What You Actually Want To Do With Your Life, It Should Never Have To Do With The Government. You Should Never Depend On The Government For Your Retirement, Your Financial Security, For Anything. If You Do, You're Screwed.

Green Screen Was A Total Experiment. I'm Glad We Did It, But It Was Just Tough On That Network To Get It Going.

Eating Crappy Food Isn't A Reward -- It's A Punishment.

When I Thought I Was Retired, I Wanted To Travel Around The World And Watch Soccer Games.

What Right Does A Politician Have To Tell Me What I Can And Cannot Watch? Change The Channel If You Don't Like What's On Tv!