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Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call Their City Halls 'rat Houses'? That's What We Should Call Our City Halls!

I'm Never Afraid To Die. I Think That's The Best Thing That Can Happen To Somebody Is They Get To Move On And Do Something Better.

The Difference Between Las Vegas And Atlantic City Is The Difference Between Getting Conned By A Beautiful Call Girl And Getting Mugged By A Crack Head.

When I Did Comic Relief, I Did It To Be On The Show; It's A Badge Of Honor As A Comedian To Do That Show.

But I Don't Want To Lose Touch With Things Like Eating In Bob's Big Boy.