What Are You, Zen Master Fang?

Oh Come On Pam, They're Funny. They're Like Humans But Miniature...tea Cup Humans!

The Average Woman Would Not Be Pondering How Fast Her Date Could Kill Her, But I’ll Never Be An Average Woman.

If I Quit Having Fun, Then It's Time For Me To Quit Working.

I Said The First Thing That Came Into My Head Unfortunately. "save The Drama For Your Mama " I Told Her Just Like An Eleven-year-old.

The Vampire Is Not A Bad Man, And He Loves You