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Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.

At A Rehearsal I Let The Orchestra Play As They Like. At The Concert I Make Them Play As I Like.

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of A Night's Sleep.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.