What Distracts Me From My Reality Is

If There's No Sun, I Go Batshit Crazy.

I Honestly Don't Think That I Am Cool Enough Or Important Enough That Anyone Would Care About What I Am Doing At All Hours Of The Day Like "i Just Had A Latte From Starbucks And Now I Am Going To Barney's. Love Me Some Shoes!

Ninety-eight Percent Of The Things That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Intended To Be Harmless Or Even Charming. They're Not Ever Intended To Be Offensive Or Controversial.

All Humans Are Born With The Ability To Be Attracted To Both Sexes.

I'm Not Going To Win An Oscar Anytime Soon. I'm Not Meryl Streep.