What Do Dogs Do On Their Day

The More Complicated The Order, The Bigger The Asshole. If You Walk Into A Starbucks And Order A 'decaf Grandee, Half Soy, Half Lowfat, Iced Vanilla, Double-shot, Gingerbread Cappuccino, Extra Dry, Light Ice, With One Sweet-n'-low And One Nutrasweet,' Ooooh, You're A Huge Asshole.

All Messages From Satan Are Played Forward And Are In Standard American English.

What Was The Best Thing Before Sliced Bread?

Political Discourse Has Been Reduced To "where's The Beef?" "read My Lips," And "make My Day." Where Are The Assassins When We Really Need Them?

In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home! And To Be Safe! - I Hope I'll Be Safe At Home!