In Every Spoof I Make Real Love

Tragedy Is What Happens To Me; Comedy Is What Happens To You.

Comedy Is Lively, Comedy Is Joy, And That's What Keeps Us [people] Going, We've Got To Look Forward To Little, Little Happiness's. Little, Little Joys, And Comedy Is Very, Very Important, It's A Vital. We Underestimate Its Value, But We Should See More Comedies. Comedy Is Life Giving, It's Invigorating. I Really Believe It.

You Cannot Have Fun With Anything That You Don't Love Or Admire Or Respect.

The 2,000-year-old Man's Secrets Of Longevity 1. Don't Run For A Bus - There'll Always Be Another. 2. Never, Ever Touch Fried Food. 3. Stay Out Of A Ferrari Or Any Other Small Italian Car. 4. Eat Fruit - A Nectarine - Even A Rotten Plum Is Good.

Writing Is Simply One Thought After Another Dying Upon The One Before.