What Does It Say, 'i Beat Meryl.'

I'm From Kentucky. I Used To Be Very Personable And Make Eye Contact And Smile At People, And Now All I Do Is Look Down. When I'm At Dinner And One Person After Another Keeps Interrupting To Take Pictures, It's Like, "i Can't Live Like This."

I Just Went To The Doctor Today, I Got A Chest X-ray Of My Lungs And Discovered That My Breasts Are Uneven.

I Think People Are Fascinated With Breasts That Bounce. They Are So Used To Seeing Fake Ones – People Are Confused. My Breasts Have A Life Of Their Own.

My Family Went On A Cruise, And I Got A Terrible Haircut. Fyi: Never Get Your Hair Cut On A Cruise. And I Had, Like, This Blonde Curly 'fro, And I Walked Into The Gym The First Day Back In Seventh Grade And Everyone Was Staring At Me, And For Some Reason I Thought, I Know What I Need To Do! And I Just Started Sprinting From One End Of The Gym To The Other, And I Thought It Was Hilarious. But Nobody Else At That Age Really Did. It Was Genuinely Weird

The Tabloid That Said That I Dressed Up As A Medieval, Like A Sexy Medieval Something And That Upset Me More Than The Dating Rumors That Have Been Circling Around That Were Fake. If Somebody Thinks I'm Going To Dress Sexy To A Costume Party, They Have Another Thing Coming.