What Good Am I? I Can't Have

I've Found Men Are Less Likely To Let Petty Things Annoy Them.

There Was My Name Up In Lights. I Said, 'god, Somebody's Made A Mistake.' But There It Was, In Lights. And I Sat There And Said, 'remember, You're Not A Star.' Yet There It Was Up In Lights.

I Know I Will Never Be Happy, But I Know I Can Be Gay!

I Was Brought Up Differently Than The Average American Child Because The Average Child Is Brought Up Expecting To Be Happy.

I'm Very Definitely A Woman And I Enjoy It.