What Good Am I? I Can't Have

Try To Enjoy Myself When I Can - I'll Be Miserable Enough As It Is.

Nearly Everyone I Knew Talked To Me About God. They Always Warned Me Not To Offend Him.

I Think Cheesecake Helps Call Attention To You. Then You Can Follow Through And Prove Yourself.

I've Always Felt Those Articles Somehow Reveal More About The Writers Than They Do About Me.

Speaking Of Oscars, I Would Win Overwhelmingly If The Academy Gave An Oscar For Faking Orgasms. I Have Done Some Of My Best Acting Convincing My Partners I Was In The Throes Of Ecstasy.